i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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