...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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