Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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