party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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