When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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