He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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