...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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