I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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