I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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