Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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