we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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