i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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