ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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