after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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