i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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