First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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