Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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