watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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