so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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