I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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