You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
babies were throwing up all over the place
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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