My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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