I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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