I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
