Got a toothbrush?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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