I puked a lego.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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