It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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