Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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