apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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