Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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