is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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