Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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