Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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