Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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