Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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