is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
