So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
