What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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