I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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