A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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