I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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