when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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