He told me they were just razor bumps!
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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