But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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