STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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