I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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