i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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