Do you still have your period?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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