OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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