He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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