**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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