break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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