he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize