im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
So many bounce houses so little time
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...