Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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