Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Holy shit dude........stairs
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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